Because they gave you some kind of honorary position while you were missing? [A beat. And then he pauses, frowning in confusion.] ... Wait. What's a Prime Minister?

[He comes from a theocratic monarchy. The heckie is any other form of government.]

I, uh... I want to go to school. And learn how to carve palismen and play flyer derby with my friends. That sort of stuff.

[Sometimes you are tired of living in historic times and would just like to live a painfully average life, thanks.]