KON.

[awol]

i'm spoonless in mobile hell.

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wk 1, tuesday

[refate]

[ did you want to check out the costume closet with your son? congratulations, you could be a sexy military commander - even sexier than you already are now! ]

I get this is Hell, but is this really entertaining to someone out there? [ holding up the sleeve of something as he looks around, kind of exasperated. ]

waddles in sleepily

[awol]

[ congrats we are in the costume closet and lin is holding up a whole like outfit with booty shorts and everything that says "sexy cowboy" on the label. it has a cute little hat and everything, but the hat is the only thing he steals, instead putting it on kon's head. here you go. ]

To the demons maybe?

What are you looking for?

kisses cheek (face)

[refate]

[ he accepts the hat, reaching up to nudge it so that his top knot's upturn of spiky hair doesn't mess with it or get squashed down. ]

Probably. [ whatEVER he guesses. fuck the demons mostly. ] I'm fine with my haori and kimono, but the other outfit I have in my closet is just a t-shirt, hoodie, and jeans. So either or, I guess.

[awol]

[ muffled old town road playing in the distance. ]

Big difference between the two.

[refate]

Listen, there's mesh, see-through pants with thongs built into them. Beggars cannot be choosers right now.

[ fckn rip my google search ]

Pants with actual opaqueness are my priority right now. I'll go from there.

[awol]

[ snow your google snerch ]

What about these?

[ he pulls out a pair of what look like normal pants and hands them to kon.

they are assless on the back.

it's a joke. ]

Opaque. [ :) ]

[refate]

[ accepts

and then turns them around and sees that they're assless.

deadpan: ] Thank you for thinking I can pull this off, Commander.

[awol]

[ ehe

ehehehe


hahahahhahahahaha


he chuckles. because it's weird emotions week. oh god help. ]

Not with that attitude.

[refate]

[ so you DO think things are funny! delightful. ]

My ass is great but maybe no one needs to see it hanging out of some chaps. [ he's gonna put that away goodbye ] Could look normal over a catsuit if you really wanted to commit.

[awol]

[ sometimes. when no one else is looking except like one or two other people. it's rare. ]

I think I'll wait until better opportunities arise.

Surely there's another pair of pants in hell with an ass on it.

[refate]

[ he's living for this, actually. ]

Stripper cop, maybe? Not that it'd leave anything to the imagination.

[awol]

What about...

[ this sexy farmer outfit? he's holding it up and it is sexy like short overalls......... they have a butt? ]