[okay listen gideon is not the type of person to squeal when something is cute at all in the least. but this is a very strong argument as to why she should.
she doesn't. instead, she just grins real big.]
You're so short. [ignores his skeleton pleas] The snow is going to swallow you.
[ he literally can't do anything about it except thrash like a tiny dog. his little legs just kicky (carefully bc he doesn't want to kick her after she got back from a shitshow last week, he's just tryna be hard to hold onto!!!)
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That would be telling.
I may be half my size, but I will keep my promise.
she does really think that he like, died in the snow, so she's a little concerned. until suddenly there's something at her ankles and she squawks, instinctively trying to kick and then just, getting knocked over because the snow is so much. aaaaaaaaa]
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she doesn't. instead, she just grins real big.]
You're so short. [ignores his skeleton pleas] The snow is going to swallow you.
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I'll be fine in the snow, I have fur now.
[ his tail wags a little bit and he kind of. looks over his shoulder like what the fuck!
he tries to grab his own tail with his tiny paws. stop moving. stop wagging. ]
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gideon brings her hands up and covers her mouth with both of them.]
This is the best day I've had in weeks. [she says slowly, muffled behind her hands.] Is it wagging without you telling it to?
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[ just...
his tail is still trying to wag in his paws very tightly. ]
You said something about snow right? [ CHANGE THE SUBJECT! SNOW! ] Bet I can make you eat your words.
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[what if she just picked him up. up we go. this is so insulting.]
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That would be telling.
I may be half my size, but I will keep my promise.
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Very intimidating. [she will start walking, though, holding him out. nyoom...] You can show me once I toss you in.
[because she is going to do exactly that, she's going to toss his ass in a snowbank.]
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he just struggles because HE'S REALLY GETTING THROWN IN ISN'T HE AAAAAAAA
and weirdly enough. he does not surface from the snow bank. insert jaws music as suddenly there are suddenly digging noises coming from beneath the snow and going straight for her ankles. ]
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she does really think that he like, died in the snow, so she's a little concerned. until suddenly there's something at her ankles and she squawks, instinctively trying to kick and then just, getting knocked over because the snow is so much. aaaaaaaaa]