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lin "200 lizards in a coat" jingheng ([personal profile] awol) wrote2023-03-23 08:09 pm
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[personal profile] voidshift 2023-03-24 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, well, your boss is a fool and mine is going to fire me if I don't date someone.

[says. the elf currently being held. that's fine.]
onlythans: (💔 n-n-n-n-next time)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-03-24 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
["How will I ever find someone to date," says area elf currently wearing Thancred's stolen clothes and being snuggled mercilessly. Uncanny.]

Just anyone? Why should that matter to...uhm. Kuranosuke...?
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[personal profile] voidshift 2023-03-24 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know! He thinks I'll do better work if I'm not single, or something, he gave me a week.
onlythans: (💔 when you sleep next to me)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-03-24 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
That seems absurd, to say the least. [...] Fitting for Kuranosuke, I suppose.

[GET REKT.]

Surely there's a way around it. Lying, for example.
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[personal profile] voidshift 2023-03-24 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
--not a bad idea, actually.

All right. You can make it up to me by fake dating me.
onlythans: (💔 i am through with this)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-03-24 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
[area grizzled old bard chokes on air and cannot decide whether to laugh or perish]

That sounds dangerous. What if you should fall in love with me for real?
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[personal profile] voidshift 2023-03-24 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Don't overestimate yourself, Waters.

[as if...]
onlythans: (💔 'cause their girlfriends do)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-03-24 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, no? Well, if you're certain there's naught to worry about.

[He draws him in a little closer. More protective, in a way.]

Very well. You'll have to tell me how I should best go about it. To make certain it's believable, you know.