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lin "200 lizards in a coat" jingheng ([personal profile] awol) wrote2023-03-23 08:09 pm
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voidshift: (lowe5)

[personal profile] voidshift 2023-03-24 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
[...he blinks, ear flicking (it might thwap his face), but. he manages a tiny little smile, muttering something back.]
onlythans: (💔 oh so get in the car)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-03-24 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
...Mm. With elocution like that, if I didn't know better I'd think you were a pixie yourself.

[and presses his face against his hair.]
voidshift: (lowe5)

[personal profile] voidshift 2023-03-24 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
[he laughs quietly, at that.



though there's a pause, and after a few more seconds he murmurs-]


Don't think this means I'll forgive you for taking my job.
onlythans: (💔 i don't give a shit)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-03-24 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
[...? What an odd thing to say.]

Your job?
voidshift: (Default)

[personal profile] voidshift 2023-03-24 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, you knew I was going for that job, it's a prestigious magazine-

[huffs.]

If Kuranosuke fires me it's your fault.
onlythans: (💔 can't compete)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-03-24 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
[...]

Ah.

[just kind of deadeyes around the room like any of you who were with Ryn on this CYOA want to clarify what in the ever-loving fresh FUCK he is on about now. no? no takers? fuckdamn.]

How could I have known, darling, when you were so obviously the superior... [??? uh.] ...candidate? Only a fool would've chosen me over you.
engineers: (fuck scientology)

[personal profile] engineers 2023-03-24 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ h ]

Don't look at us. As far as I can tell, we all had different... [ ... ] ...hallucinations.
voidshift: (lowe2)

[personal profile] voidshift 2023-03-24 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Different what.

[who's this dude anyway.]
engineers: (lu bixing health tip!)

[personal profile] engineers 2023-03-24 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ looks patiently at thancred like u see what i mean ]
onlythans: (💔 she said she was single)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-03-24 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
[looks back like PLEASE SAVE HIM WHAT IS THIS]
engineers: (rt if your goal in life)

[personal profile] engineers 2023-03-24 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ you got this bud ]

Earlier, I... thought I was a professor of ... small creature studies. And that Gideon and Harrowhark and Four and Lavi were... my proteges. Going out to learn to battle with... little creatures. And that they were ten.

[ a beat. ] It wore off eventually, so... stay strong?
onlythans: (💔 and i can guarantee that she)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-03-24 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Small favors, that it wears off eventually.

[sighs deeply]

And that it doesn't seem...malevolent, at least.
engineers: until u hear them speak (light travels faster than sound)

[personal profile] engineers 2023-03-24 10:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ he looks a little stricken at this particular choice of phrasing, actually!!!! and then bottles it up very quickly with a kind smile. ]

No. Not malevolent at all.
onlythans: (💔 and she fell in love)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-03-24 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Oh, like hells he's letting you get away after a flinch like that, LBX, that's the exact flinch he was doing himself last week when people were using careless metaphors like "fall on your sword" around him. He knows what that flinch looks like. He is an expert practitioner of it.]

...But something else was. Is that it?
engineers: (you gotta use your turn signals b)

[personal profile] engineers 2023-03-24 01:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Something else was.

[ well, he won't try and fight it too much. mostly because he knows that thancred won't let him get away with it, at this point, so bixing just agrees, quietly.

his eyes, however, do sweep the room briefly, at the other occupants; mostly dva, gideon, and harrow. they return to thancred after, brows knit, expression a little pleading. ]
And it may have been different... different for the others. Each of us seems to have experienced something... similar, but unique.

[ in other words: i'll tell you later. not in front of the kids. :( ]
voidshift: (pic#16196127)

[personal profile] voidshift 2023-03-24 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, well, your boss is a fool and mine is going to fire me if I don't date someone.

[says. the elf currently being held. that's fine.]
onlythans: (💔 n-n-n-n-next time)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-03-24 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
["How will I ever find someone to date," says area elf currently wearing Thancred's stolen clothes and being snuggled mercilessly. Uncanny.]

Just anyone? Why should that matter to...uhm. Kuranosuke...?
voidshift: (Default)

[personal profile] voidshift 2023-03-24 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know! He thinks I'll do better work if I'm not single, or something, he gave me a week.
onlythans: (💔 when you sleep next to me)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-03-24 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
That seems absurd, to say the least. [...] Fitting for Kuranosuke, I suppose.

[GET REKT.]

Surely there's a way around it. Lying, for example.
voidshift: (lowe2)

[personal profile] voidshift 2023-03-24 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
--not a bad idea, actually.

All right. You can make it up to me by fake dating me.
onlythans: (💔 i am through with this)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-03-24 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
[area grizzled old bard chokes on air and cannot decide whether to laugh or perish]

That sounds dangerous. What if you should fall in love with me for real?
voidshift: (pic#16196127)

[personal profile] voidshift 2023-03-24 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Don't overestimate yourself, Waters.

[as if...]
onlythans: (💔 'cause their girlfriends do)

[personal profile] onlythans 2023-03-24 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, no? Well, if you're certain there's naught to worry about.

[He draws him in a little closer. More protective, in a way.]

Very well. You'll have to tell me how I should best go about it. To make certain it's believable, you know.